If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
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me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
omfg.
…It freaks me out how huge RT has gotten.
bawling my eyes out over here AHAHHA
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THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Life is now complete
omfg
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.
…
my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED
(Source: flyingscotsman)
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16. Dexter was classmates with the Power Puff Girls:
oh shit












